How many people kill bugs in their house?
Everyone. How many people like bugs in their house? No one. How many
people say, “Man, I haven’t seen a bug in this house in a long time!”
but not out of joy, out of sadness. No one. My point
here is, if the bug comes into the house then it’s free game to kill.
If you go outside and kill them, you might have a problem.
The outside is the bug’s house; he should be
trying to kill you. Think about every relative of his you have squashed
followed by a loud yell to show your success. Think about it,
seriously, stop reading and think about it. I’ll
wait……………………………………………………waiting,
keep thinking………………………………………………..ok. Point proven, I guess.
I don’t want a bug on me at all, EVER! But
imagine the shoe on the other foot, what if the bugs could get us and
revolted against us in a collaborative effort. That would be scary as
balls, balls removed from a human scrotum and placed
right beside your mouth. The scariest part is, you’ve been given a
serum that makes you get aroused by the sight of balls removed from a
human scrotum being placed right beside your mouth. Yuck!
If bugs really tried hard enough they could take
over the world, don’t tempt them. Be nice to them. Next time a
mosquito is sucking the life blood from your body, wait until he is
finished, geez! Next time you disturb a bumble bee while
it is trying to work and harvest for the queen, try to talk him down so
he doesn’t commit a sting/suicide.
Have hearts people. Have hearts. I’m sorry…….I
promised I wouldn’t get emotional about this. Every time I watch fear
factory reruns and they are masticating the life out of live African
Zoofus beetles it tugs at my heart strings.
Live and Learn.
Sleep well, Stay strong and most of all NEVER CONFORM!
-JB
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