So I went out today to audit some stuff at
work. I got to 4 different areas and gather data as I see it and then I
come across this man. He is doing his work and I audit him, everything
checked out fine. After I finished with his
paperwork he points out his Chic-Fil-A sign that is taped to his box.
Then he begins to discuss how Chic-Fil-A has set the standard for how we
need to live as Americans in this country. That doesn’t bother me at
all but the following statement did, purely
on an ignorance basis: “Who woulda thunk a chicken sandwich would be
the only thing keeping us from becoming a fully gay planet?”
I have multiple problems with that statement:
A)
We are at work. Everyone has the right to be ignorant and
what not if they see fit but to present it to someone you don’t know in
that manner is very risky. I didn’t take offense or anything to it,
but to think a chicken sandwich is
the only thing saving this planet from ultimate homosexuality is
hilarious. After he finished saying what he was saying I asked, “What
about the waffle fries?” We had a nice laugh, he was laughing with me
and I was laughing at him, so technically he was
laughing at himself for being a full blown moron. Thank you sir.
B)
How in the world did he feel 100% confident that he could
drop that knowledge on me? How did he know I wasn’t an anti-chic-fil-a
person or an advocate for people making choices that affect only
themselves and not me at all? What made
him think, “I can say whatever I want to say this guy because he
appears to be cool.” If I was offended, he would have been fired on the
spot once he was reported.
C)
How did he know I didn’t like some man sausage? How did
he know I don’t play multiple skin flutes? How did he know I don’t give
and receive tube steak in my factory back door? Maybe I could have
been into that. Maybe I like to jack
2 guys off at the same time or I can handle 4 guys at time without
batting an eye.
D)
Please disregard item C.
Sleep well, Stay strong and most of all NEVER CONFORM!
-JB
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