Donuts

I have been fighting for years, maybe even a decade, about equal rights for munchkins.  Munchkins, commonly known as “Donut Holes” have been horribly discriminated against since the initial creation of  the donut.  When a donut is created, it is simply one large piece of dough and a template cutter is used to make the circular shape.  Then another template cutter is used to cut the center out, making a donut but also creating a part we now know as a munchkin.

In this day and age, we have finally elected a minority president and we’re working on legalizing gay marriage, and now we have rightfully identified this segregated chunk of donut.  Munchkins are donuts too.  A donut doesn’t have to contain a hole or some fancy ass sprinkles.  It merely has to be made from dough and a little bit of human nut batter.

Obviously, it is going to continue to be an uphill battle to have the munchkin recognized by the National Association of Donut Services (NADS) but I’m willing to continue to meet with Congress and the Supreme Court about this matter until my bones turn to dust and my penis is no longer able to become aroused.

Down with segregation and down with discrimination.  A donut is a donut.  Whether you spell it dough nut or donut, it doesn’t chance the feeling you get when you take a large wad of donut in your mouth and you slightly orgasm, not enough to show through your jeans but just enough to give you the quiver leg for a half hour.  

Donuts = orgasmic pleasure, therefore we must involve donuts, munchkin or regular, in our sex lives as well.  I don’t care if you take a water break in between pounding your gay lover’s ass wide open, just take a bite of donut or munchkin and enjoy the ride.  I don’t care if you use a donut as a cock ring and a munchkin as a gag, as long as you aren’t missing out on the pleasure a donut brings to human society.  

Munchkins and donuts all around the world are in a cohesive alliance against anti-munchkin movements.  Don’t make them strike back when all they want is peace.  Don’t make them! 

Also, if you are playing on using a donut for sexual purposes, please refrain from using one that has sprinkles on it.  Sprinkles are NOT a part of this conversation and they are also known to contain a good dose of the Herpes Virus.  Be cautious!

Sleep well, Stay strong and most of all NEVER CONFORM!

-JB