Friday, March 13, 2020

Self Published Books for Sale


I have written four (4) children's books and two (2) adult funny books.  They are available on Amazon.  My 10 year old daughter assisted in the production of the four (4) children's books.

1) Jerm Jenson : Rise of a Quibly
Series: Jerm Jenson (Book 1)
Paperback: 115 pages
Publisher: Independently published (August 25, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 168855405X
ISBN-13: 978-1688554054
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces 

Synopsis: Jerm Jenson is sent on a special mission for the sake of Quibly kind. Throughout this mission, Jerm encounters many obstacles and double crosses. Will Jerm save his species or will he be lead into a trap that could ruin the future of all Quibly kind. This book is intended for ages 5-12. No cursing and no objectionable situations. This is a children's story with a solid moral foundation.



2) Jerm Jenson: Time to Rule
Series: Jerm Jenson (Book 2)
Paperback: 113 pages
Publisher: Independently published (September 5, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1691096822
ISBN-13: 978-1691096824
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 8 ounces

Synopsis:  Jerm Jenson, after surviving a mission to Earth must now attempt the hardest mission of his young life. He must rescue his Father while protecting his fellow Quiblys. Following the same pattern as Book 1, the sequel is 9000 words, great for all ages, and has life lessons and morals throughout.


3) Jerm Jenson : Back to Earth
Series: Jerm Jenson (Book 3)
Paperback: 109 pages
Publisher: Independently published (October 22, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1701641372
ISBN-13: 978-1701641372
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces

Synopsis: After surviving his first trip to Earth only to find that it was all a trap, Jerm Jenson traveled home and saved his Father from the Zawn empire. Now, there is more trouble on Earth and they need his help. Jerm takes his wife Sena with him this go round and things get out of control. Strap in for an alien ride you've need ridden before.


4) Abilities: The Adventures of Ethan and Sarah
Paperback: 111 pages
Publisher: Independently published (October 31, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1703710827
ISBN-13: 978-1703710823
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces

Synopsis: Ethan is a ten year old boy with a best friend named Sarah. Ethan has special abilities, powers would be a better word. He lives with his Father after his Mother suffered a mysterious death. Ethan must rely on Sarah to help him stay focused on being a child. Trouble certainly brews as Ethan encounters many obstacles from family, outsiders, and the Government. What will happen to Ethan?
5) A Sad Attempt At Being Funny: Tales From The Twisted Mind of Jason Boyce

Paperback: 185 pages
Publisher: Independently published (September 25, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1695358279
ISBN-13: 978-1695358270
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.4 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces

Synopsis: A Sad Attempt At Being Funny is a collection of blurbs, writings on a whim. Some blurbs are very serious and speak about topics ranging from Depression all the way to Vasectomies. Other blurbs are purely comical and absolutely filthy. There is talk of Herpes, Penis Snakes, and Yeast Infections. This is a must read for anyone in need of a laugh or a break from the real world. The tales in this book range from 2012 through 2018.




6) A Sadder Attempt At Being Funny: More Tales From The Twisted Mind of Harry Johnson, Sr.
Paperback: 223 pages
Publisher: Independently published (October 19, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1699047049
ISBN-13: 978-1699047040
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 14.1 ounces

Synopsis: This book is a follow up to the wildly successful A Sad Attempt At Being Funny. Full of multiple excerpts that range from hilarious to serious to downright nasty! This is a must read for anyone with a brain. There is something for everyone in this book.


PLEASE HELP SUPPORT MY DAUGHTER AND I!