The Paper Pro One Finger
Stapler
Nothing
on this land is greater than the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler w/ 20 Sheet
Stapling Power!
Some
of you have driven exotic cars, a Lamborghini or an Aston Martin, the pure
luxuriousness of such a vehicle is unmatched on the automotive landscape. Others have jumped from buildings with only a
fabric self-packed parachute or been in horrifying accidents only to escape
unscathed.
All
that being said and noted, nothing compares to the violently satisfying SNAP of
the Paper Pro Stapler.
The
firm, sturdy plastic is surprisingly withstanding considering the shear force
that this complex machine launches staples.
The undercarriage of the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler is a luxurious
gloss black plastic highlighted by a gorgeous ‘I’ shaped strip of rubber.
In
a world full of fully autonomous utilities, it’s nice to have to use some
force, as little as it may be, to actually functionalize the Paper Pro One
Finger Stapler.
When
it comes to self-service office supplies, the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler
glorifies the ways of the past and blending them with unrivaled power and
quality.
A
word of caution, the Paper Pro One Finger Stapler should be handled with care. The 3/8”x1/32” stainless steel staples are
quiet sharp and are released with a force unmatched on this Earth.
Always
where your PPE when operating or risk a wicked flesh wound that will leave you
crippled for minutes if not tens of minutes!
Sleep
well, stay strong, and most of all NEVER CONFORM!
