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I don't where I'm going with it, critique away:
The beast came to visit me again last night. It’s eyes shone a blood red, laser red, burning into my weathered skin. My hands reached for my trusty black service weapon, a pristine Glock 19, just inches away on the piecemeal side dresser I ordered from Amazon covered with random shit I was too lazy to put where it belonged.
The beast’s fur shown with a merciless damnation as it pawed closer to my immovable body. With the strength of one thousand Greek Gods I released a heinous shriek, a cry for help that failed to ring out through my tattered studio apartment. Hell, the Wal-Mart sheets that covered my terrified face didn’t even flutter. My fight or flight instincts had been twiddled down to a mere flight, one of which I couldn’t accomplish.
A low rumble vibrated from the red eyed beast’s throat, it’s mouth sharp and pulled back, ready to devour every inch of shivering skin that encapsulated my beaten flesh and abused skeleton. Teeth gnashing together with a hunger that could only be curbed with the taste of my being, the beast continued towards me with the delicacy of an elite ballet dancer. Each step, each paw progression in my direction resulted in a thick, slimy swash of malicious saliva raining down in snaky streaks to the splintered hardwood floor I had walked hundreds of times before.
The hunger in it’s eyes, in it’s brain, was giving me hunger pains. My chest tightened like I had consumed a novelty rubber band ball in one bite and it excruciatingly rested in the center of my body, wedged between my hypertensive heart and the two lungs I happily blackened with a couple decades of Marlboro consumption.
The beast’s nails clicked with each terrifying step, an unsettling anxious click that resonated through my ears directly targeting my amygdalae triggering an overflowing amount of fear.
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Children's Books on Amazon
Folks,
Its time I ask for help. We have written 5 children's books, my daughter and I. They each have a fantastic story and also provide solid usable morals for children.
Check us out on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jason+Boyce&ref=nb_sb_noss_2
Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Boyces-Book-Factory-114799949891995/
BUY BUY BUY!
Please!
Its time I ask for help. We have written 5 children's books, my daughter and I. They each have a fantastic story and also provide solid usable morals for children.
Check us out on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jason+Boyce&ref=nb_sb_noss_2
Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Boyces-Book-Factory-114799949891995/
BUY BUY BUY!
Please!
Sunday, July 5, 2020
Saturday, July 4, 2020
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
Friday, March 13, 2020
Self Published Books for Sale
I have written four (4)
children's books and two (2) adult funny books. They are available on
Amazon. My 10 year old daughter assisted in the production of the four
(4) children's books.
1) Jerm Jenson : Rise
of a Quibly
Series: Jerm Jenson
(Book 1)
Paperback: 115
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (August 25, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 168855405X
ISBN-13: 978-1688554054
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 6.4
ounces
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Synopsis: Jerm Jenson is
sent on a special mission for the sake of Quibly kind. Throughout this mission,
Jerm encounters many obstacles and double crosses. Will Jerm save his species
or will he be lead into a trap that could ruin the future of all Quibly kind.
This book is intended for ages 5-12. No cursing and no objectionable
situations. This is a children's story with a solid moral foundation.
2) Jerm Jenson: Time to
Rule
Series: Jerm Jenson
(Book 2)
Paperback: 113
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (September 5, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1691096822
ISBN-13: 978-1691096824
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 8
ounces
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Synopsis: Jerm Jenson, after surviving a mission to
Earth must now attempt the hardest mission of his young life. He must rescue
his Father while protecting his fellow Quiblys. Following the same pattern as
Book 1, the sequel is 9000 words, great for all ages, and has life lessons and
morals throughout.
3) Jerm Jenson : Back to
Earth
Series: Jerm Jenson
(Book 3)
Paperback: 109
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (October 22, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1701641372
ISBN-13: 978-1701641372
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 5.6
ounces
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Synopsis: After
surviving his first trip to Earth only to find that it was all a trap, Jerm
Jenson traveled home and saved his Father from the Zawn empire. Now, there is
more trouble on Earth and they need his help. Jerm takes his wife Sena with him
this go round and things get out of control. Strap in for an alien ride you've
need ridden before.
4) Abilities: The
Adventures of Ethan and Sarah
Paperback: 111
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (October 31, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1703710827
ISBN-13: 978-1703710823
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.3 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 7.8
ounces
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Synopsis: Ethan is a ten
year old boy with a best friend named Sarah. Ethan has special abilities,
powers would be a better word. He lives with his Father after his Mother
suffered a mysterious death. Ethan must rely on Sarah to help him stay focused
on being a child. Trouble certainly brews as Ethan encounters many obstacles
from family, outsiders, and the Government. What will happen to Ethan?
5) A Sad Attempt At
Being Funny: Tales From The Twisted Mind of Jason Boyce
Paperback: 185
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (September 25, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1695358279
ISBN-13: 978-1695358270
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.4 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 9.1
ounces
BUY HERE! https://www.amazon.com/dp/1695358279
Synopsis: A Sad Attempt
At Being Funny is a collection of blurbs, writings on a whim. Some blurbs are
very serious and speak about topics ranging from Depression all the way to
Vasectomies. Other blurbs are purely comical and absolutely filthy. There is
talk of Herpes, Penis Snakes, and Yeast Infections. This is a must read for
anyone in need of a laugh or a break from the real world. The tales in this
book range from 2012 through 2018.
6) A Sadder Attempt At
Being Funny: More Tales From The Twisted Mind of Harry Johnson, Sr.
Paperback: 223
pages
Publisher: Independently
published (October 19, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1699047049
ISBN-13: 978-1699047040
Product
Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 9 inches
Shipping Weight: 14.1
ounces
BUY HERE! https://www.amazon.com/dp/1699047049
Synopsis: This book is a
follow up to the wildly successful A Sad Attempt At Being Funny. Full of
multiple excerpts that range from hilarious to serious to downright nasty! This
is a must read for anyone with a brain. There is something for everyone in this
book.
PLEASE HELP SUPPORT MY DAUGHTER AND I!
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