Well, recently I came across a phenomenal anomaly. I was simply walking down the street and I heard a light whimpering and a slightly sexual yet vicious hissing. A small dog, Yorkshire terrier from what i could tell, was having consensual sexual intercourse with a Bengal cat. A Bengal cat is a feline that only has one layer of fur instead of the normal two layers. It also had a circular design on it's coat much like a leopard but sexier.
I interviewed the couple after they had finished. This couple was trying to produce a cat/dog of it's own. I applaud the bravery this little tag team had in this day and age. The Yorkie and Bengal been together for over 2 years with no luck yet. I investigated the problem and it seems the Yorkie is also a Male.
So we have a Male Yorkie being anally penetrated by a Male Bengal and the Yorkie didn't know it. I broke the news to these love birds and all hell broke loose. The Bengal refused to comment anymore and quickly left the area leaving a trail of male cat skeet I have never seen before.
The Yorkie stayed much to my surprise. He informed me that he knew he was a male the entire time but lead the Bengal on because anal sex was the best sex for him. Now, he quickly denied any homosexual tendencies to which I must say, If you're the taker you're not gay but if you're the giver you are as queer as a squirrel eating another squirrels nuts upside down in a pine tree full of rainbows and Canadians.
The smell of dog butt was engulfing the area so I went about my business and decided that animal anal homosexual intercourse is ok with me.
Sleep well, Stay safe and most of all NEVER CONFORM!
-JB
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