Fire Time

     A fire breaks out in the middle level of your house.  You, the kids and the wife are upstairs sleeping, dreaming about butterflies and blueberries.  The stairs to get down from the top level are engulfed in flames by the time you realize the fire is raging and slowly creeping in your direction.  You have no safety ladder; you have no way to escape but to jump from a window which is going to prove difficult.  

     Ok, the man jumps or falls first then the babies have to be lowered by their arms and accurately dropped and caught by the injured daddy.  Then come momma, do you make her fall like you did?  Women are always claiming they are independent and can do anything we can do.

     Alright, so now you have caught both babies, their only injuries are emotional.  What 1 thing do you tell momma to get out of your room before you catch her and before the flames get her.  She chose to go last, keep that in mind.  I want my comics.  The xbox and stuff can be replaced but the comics would be a tough one.  

     What one thing would you ask your wife to drop out of the window before she attempted to escape from the fire?  Comic books, clothes, tv, gun….what?

     Sleep well, stay safe and most of all NEVER CONFORM!

-JB