Every day I find myself shocked at little facts I
learn. It seems that the world holds many secrets. Here are my three
favorite animal secrets. These are 100% real, no need to google them.
The first secret or little known fact is that a
Chihuahua is actually classified in the “Rodent” category. My family
had Chihuahuas all through my childhood. We kept them as pets because
we thought they were dogs. Now, years after I’ve
been out on my own with a family of my own, I find out that a Chihuahua
is actually a distant relative to the African Femur Rat. \
The African Femur Rat is native to Brazil only
and is exported to Mexico. They are used for stealth missions and the
most secretive bombings in Mexico’s history. This rat was very popular
among all other animals and eventually breed with
a Yorkshire Terrier. Ta da!!! Chihuahua!
The second little known fact is an extremely odd
one. If you take a Gnat and measure it’s body and then measure it’s
penis, then compare that to the average human male’s height and penis
length, you’ll find the Gnat’s average penis size
is 17 times that of the average male when taking total body length into
account.
Now if you do the same for a horse and compare
that to the same human numbers you’ll find that the horse is only 3
times that of the average male. So, instead of the “Hung like a horse”
statement, “Hung like a gnat” is actually a bigger
complement.
Finally, the most impressive fact of the day.
You’ve read long enough, so I’ll make this a good one. Everyone knows
some animals and insects have the ability to fly. Birds, flies,
whatever. Every time there is an in air collision by
2 birds or 2 insects, it is recorded and documented by the FBI. They
invented a hyper sensitive radar system that can cover MASSIVE areas at a
time. They are still in the testing phase, so it is being honed in
monitoring the east coast of the United States.
Here’s my point. After ten years of testing, 24
hours a day, 7 days a week, there has never been a recording of a
mosquito to mosquito in air collision. Ever. It doesn’t happen. Every
other insect and bird has been recorded and documented.
Mosquitos have a special ability that no one has been able to decipher
yet. Next time a mosquito is sucking the life blood out of you, let it
finish. We need as many of these guys flying around so we can continue
to study them and figure out how they can
avoid one another so consistently.
Sleep well, Stay strong and most of all NEVER CONFORM!
-JB
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